SECURITY PAUL
Paul works as a bouncer for the UCE Student Union. It is unclear whether his first name is actually 'Security', but seeing as there are characters called Clamp and Sparky, let's say that it is. It is his job to stop people from bringing knives and shit into the club, but he has never been searched back himself until Pip gayed him right up!
He starts going out with Pip, but there is an unfortunate mix up as Pip and Clamp look so similar from behind... Sadly, their relationship ended when Pip saw what Paul's hair really looks like underneath his cap.
ARSE TYPE: Easy/Peachy